Things learned in Mexico.

*seat belts are optional- for everyone

*bunk beds and elevators are really all 2 little boys need to have a good time

*ocean water does taste like salt (before the trip I gave them some salty water, JD decided I was telling the truth)

*gentlemen sit up straight with puckered lips while at a fancy dinner

*Kade likes to stash sand away in his pockets

*the people are harder to figure out- JD asked multiple times LOUDLY "is that a girl or a boy?"

*when it comes to gambling my luck still beats out Chad's skill

*even in a room with no windows the boys will only "sleep in" until 7:30

*sand is the best exfoliate

*Kade walks really well in flip flops, JD not so much

*ice cream melts really fast out on the deck in the middle of the gulf

*being buried in the sand is fun at any age

*the most memorable for me (Keri): JD discovered that my chest doesn't look like his. He pointed and asked "momma what is that" I tried dodging the question as I'd seen where his eyes had been and answered "that's mommies swimsuit." The kid is too smart, he said "no underneath that." I gave some fluffy answer like "its just mommies parts" and deflected his attention to the Sr Frog advertisement on the back of the front seat chair