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Dear Wind,
We have shared a lifetime together. Gusts, breezes, we've been friends. I've done my part to not gossip about you. I've tried to support you when you are down and up. I have a big favor to ask of you my dear west Texas, long term friend... Saturday morning from about 10-12 I will be on my bike climbing hills and exhausting my thighs. I hate to ask this of you because you are so supportive of me and ever present, but maybe you could take the day off. Have a little you time.

Think about it.

Always,
Keri